Brian - 21 - UW Madison - Gay - Musician - Metalhead - Cat Enthusiast - Gamer
I was in a university dining hall with a few friends and I said I felt like someone wanted to make me into a lamp because he was a creeper and acted like he hated me, and it turns out he was a few tables away and heard me.
I didn’t even feel bad because he was a giant prick.
Oh my god
Okay so I made “My hot TA doesn’t have a facebook. Son of a bitch.” my facebook status in early February. I took it down a few days later because I decided I didn’t like the status and I didn’t want it up on my profile.
Turns out she did/does have one, and much later on agreed to friend me once the school year was over. Well she did and I accepted.
I was scrolling through her page and I saw that she posted this a few days after my status
"My hot TA doesn’t have a facebook. Son of a bitch."
Actually I do… and I enjoy creeping on you from it :P
Oh my god I’m absolutely dying. It’s so embarrassing and awkward that it’s funny.
I think I need to revisit my privacy settings asap.
Also this was amazing because I’m having a super garbage day and those lulz helped a good deal.
I figured I’d post another story since I’m feeling nostalgic and I haven’t told one in a while.
It’s kind of in two parts. The first one is a funny event and the second is a cute story.
Me and Dom were at one of his friend’s apartments watching movies and cooking food. We were watching Dear John and I couldn’t care less so I fell asleep. I woke up really groggy and disoriented. I found out the movie was still going on so I started texting people. I was talking to a friend about Dom and I sent her a text telling herI was thinking of asking him out. Turns out I accidentally sent it to him instead. I freaked the fuck out in silence for about a minute until his phone vibrated. I then had to awkwardly ask him if I could have it because I sent a text to him on accident and I needed to delete it. It was really weird and bad. I eventually told him what it was about and he thought it was funny.
After the movie it was still light out so we went for a walk. His friend lived right next to the lake so we went over to the beach and chilled there. He randomly decided that we should make a sandcastle. So we did. It was really really cute. We didn’t have any tools at all so we had to make do with whatever we could find on the beach. I’ve never really made one before so it was an experience. We made a little moat, we had towers that we decorated with a bag of skittles we had on us, we had a lot of stuff collapse since we had no tools or anything. I loved it. It was one of those fun little things we did together that’s really easy to forget but an amazing memory.
This is us (I’m on the left)
People said they wanted a happy/cute story so here I go!
I hope I haven’t told this one before.
Okay so I need a paragraph to set this whole thing up. Me and this guy had probably one of the best first date type things (not official but it was a date) I’ve ever had. We had dinner and then saw Avatar together (the one with the blue people) and both fucking loved it. We were blown away. We were both worried about sounding like major nerds at the end so we were like
"That was good"
"Yeah, it was"
"Like really good"
"Really really good"
and so on until we were able to fully geek out about it. Then we went and bought matching Avatar shirts at Hot Topic (where he worked). After that we went back to his place and hung out. It was awesome. He was my type down to the fucking letter. He had long hair, was kinda scene, was a sophomore in college (I was a junior in high school) and he was fucking pre med. He had snakebites, was a black belt, he liked my kind of music, he loves video games, sci fi, it was awesome.
Anyway so the story is we were grabbing dinner at Chipotle and we were nearing the cash register. I was in front of him and I pulled out my wallet to pay. I told the cashier I was paying for both of us and he told me that he wanted to. I told him this one was on me and he said it wasn’t. I’d just found out he was a black belt so I said something along the lines of “What are you gonna do about it, kick my ass?”. He then proceeded to grab my arm and bring it around behind my back while simultaneously sweeping one leg out from under me causing me to lose balance. He then pinned my forcefully but not painfully down against the counter while still holding my arm behind my back. He then casually withdrew his wallet with his other hand and paid for both our meals. It was one of the cutest things to happen to me.
Someone wanted a relationship story so here ya go, this is the story of one of the best days of my life.
^This is me and Dom, he was who I was with in this story^
Ok so we’d went on one date before and it was awesome. Quick summary: We established that both of our favorite foods were bananas so he took me to this restaurant saying the meal would be banana related but didn’t tell me anything more. It was a surprise. We got there and we ate fried plantains stuffed with beef. So delicious. Then we went back to his apartment and watched a movie. I was stressing out during it and thinking he didn’t like me but during the movie he grabbed my hand. it was cute c:
So for the next date we decided that I should stay the weekend at his place. So I got there and we immediately went out. We were gonna buy me a lot of new clothes. I was transitioning away from dressing like a scene kid and he was helping me since he was a fashion major. We shopped for hours and it was awesome. He was so cute and so sweet. After that we headed back to his apartment to rest before the party we were going to.
We were going to take a nap however his roommate was in so we couldn’t sleep next to each other since he wasn’t out to him which made me sad. I’d never fallen asleep next to/with a guy which is something I’d always wanted to do, more than anything. He decided we should sleep with my feet at his head and his at mine. Disappointing but I rolled with it. After a little while of laying in bed I felt something under the covers. His hand was groping around, as if it was looking for something. Finally he found my arm and moved down it to my hand. He grabbed it and interlaced our fingers then promptly fell asleep. I just stayed awake smiling for so long. I was tired but I just didn’t want to sleep. It was so adorable.
We woke up a few hours later and started to get ready to head out. HIs friends met us at the bus stop. The bus ride was incredibly awkward. Dom brought his roommate who is socially inept to say the very least. He’d say things to which Dom’s friends would literally respond “why would you even say that” all the time. It was pretty bad.
Finally we got there and things got good. Dom warned me that someone I know might be there. When I was a junior I had a brief thing with a sophomore in college. He was pre med, really attractive and 100% my type. We were gonna spend new years eve together and it was going to be really romantic however the day before he told me he didn’t like me like that and called it off. I was crushed. Dom said he’d be at the party, and we hadn’t spoken or seen each other in six months. We lived 20 minutes away but might as well have lived in different worlds. I walked in and looked around, spotting him almost immediately. I gloated to myself upon seeing him as he didn’t look good at all. Basketball shorts, a v neck and long, unstraightened hair all came together horribly. He saw me almost as soon as I saw him. His jaw dropped and he stood up and paced the room in shock. It was amazing. A work of art. He got up to come talk to me but Dom was leading me somewhere else so as he tried to start a conversation I just walked by and said “Oh hey” smugly and then left. Fucking glorious. It was wonderful. After he’d ditched me I had super self esteem issues. I was pre-occupied with why I wasn’t good enough for him for so long. It was such a blow to my pride and that night I was able to repair it some. it was great.
Anyway blah blah blah, party was fine, Dom’s friends liked me. It was getting late so we decided to head home. I was exhausted as hell so this sounded great. We got back and to my immense surprise Dom said we’d be staying in his friends room since she was away. He brought me down there then got some stuff from his room, including a pair of pajamas for me since I’d forgot mine. It was a little thing but so cute. I got in bed and then he climbed in after me and rested his head on my chest and wrapped an arm around me. That was one of the happiest moments of my life. The close and intimate feeling I got with my arms around him and his around mine. I was just plain happy. We lay there for a while, watching tv and just resting. After half an hour or so he turned to face me and kissed me. We made out for a while and then things got a little more heated (all I’m saying). After that we fell asleep in each others arms. The whole day was everything I’d wanted from a date. it was as close to perfect as I’ve gotten. He was super sweet, totally adorable, and seemed genuinely interested in me. It was amazing.
After that I spent nearly all my time with him. We’d rent movies and watch them together on rainy days. We’d have picnics together. We’d just lay in the grass talking and enjoying each others company. We went to parties, went shopping, I helped him with projects for school, we’d go shopping, we’d just wander the city and find fun/interesting things to do. We even spent the 4th of July together. It felt like a movie. Totally surreal. It was what I always wanted. He was calm, smart, and confident. He always had something fun to do. I was totally infatuated with him and did whatever he told me. He even designed my tattoos and went with me to get them. It was the best summer of my life and the day in the story was probably the best day of my life.
It was supposed to be the story of my first kiss but I figured I’d go with a story that’s cuter (I was planning on telling it anyway so in reality I’m segwaying the story into this because I’m lazy but WHATEVER)
Ok so I’d met the guy involved a long time ago in passing. We added each other on facebook and had been talking on there for a while. We’d always wanted to hang out but never set anything into motion UNTIL we found out he was moving to Kentucky. We hurriedly picked a day and I drove up to the city to hang out with him. It was the dead middle of winter so it was super cold. I got to the starbucks by his house where we were gonna meet and went in. I was super nervous because he was adorable and at the time I thought I was meh at best, but he smiled and we got drinks and chatted. He was even more attractive than I remember him being. I was so nervous. After we finished them we ventured out into the cold to go back to his house.
It was horrible out. The wind was blowing frigid air into our faces and the ground was frozen over. Even we were talking through allies we’d have to jump from ice patch to ice patch to avoid puddles of slushy water. We eventually grabbed each others hand in order to provide stability. It was still fun though, we talked and joked. We’d help each other over big patches of ice and run together when we were tired of moving at such a slow pace. The walk seemed to go on for ages and we were both freezing. We finally got to his house and he informed me he wanted to go in ahead to make sure nobody was home. We first stopped off in his garage where I would wait while he made sure the coast was clear.
Getting to his place was frantic due to the fast pace we were moving at, the unstable terrain we had to cross and the cold windy air but once we got inside his garage everything was still and quiet. We both took a little break in order to catch our breath and enjoy not being plummeted by what felt like the icy fist of God. It was still cold so we huddled against each other while we waited. I kept stealing glances at him, blown away by how attractive he was. It felt good to be close to him, not in a sexual way at all, it was just relaxing and comforting. His nose and cheeks were red from the cold and it was really cute. We pulled apart a bit as he still had to go inside and make sure the cost was clear. Before he left we exchanged a glance and we both smiled awkwardly. Then we moved back in and kissed. We broke off and he smiled at me and left. I don’t do this justice at all. Looking back on that day still makes me really happy. It was awesome and he was a great guy.
This is us at the end of the day (I’m on the left)
While I was snorkeling in Hawaii I got stung in the face by a jellyfish. It sucked.
I also just realized that the title of this note makes my day sound more eventful then it was since I really did fuck all.
…because my parents were too lazy to find me a new doctor before I went to college. Now I’m sitting in the waiting room with a bunch of little kids and parents who are all judging me like mad… so embarrassing… =(
Since this is a blog I figured I’d post a funny story
I was at the train station ready to catch a train to Chicago and I saw this group of girls and thought they were looking at me. I chided myself for being egotistical and kept waiting for the train although I was still pretty sure they were glancing in my direction. The train came and we got on. I sat down and they sat a few rows behind me. The ride was uneventful until the train reached their stop. As they were walking by me one of the girls nudged my with her shoulder pretty hard. It seemed deliberate so I looked around somewhat confused. Then I saw a movie ticket on the ground. It was a ticked to Vampires Suck, and on the other side was a phone number. One of the girls had
sneakily given me her number.
I got to the city and was waiting for a friend to shower and get ready for a party he’d invited me too (on a roof in Chicago, it was rad). I’m gay but I figured why not text her, because the thing is, I LOVE random things like this. They make life interesting =) We chatted a bit and I started asking pretty basic questions (we had just left for the party at this point). We kept this going for a little while until she started forcing her love life into the conversation, which was very weird. As time went on her texts got longer and creepier, including a 4 page text about her losing her virginity. At that point I was a) super creeped out, b) talking to people at the party and c) pretty drunk so comprehending and responding to creepy/long/personal text was 100% not an option. I was sending one sentence replies and she started to freak out and get super pissed at me. At that point I turned off my phone and haven’t heard from her since.
I learned my lesson.
People who saw Vampires Suck in theaters are probably unstable. Do not text random girls who give you their number.
I thought that was amusing enough to post c: